~447 words
Couldn’t work out how to actually put the hyperlinks into the PDF, so they’re listed here, in order:
Punk Rock Prepared Us For This Tour
~372 words
Again, hyperlinks listed below:
NE Volume Music Bar announced their closure
for sale in November of last year
reiterating the sale on Facebook in January
Reflecting on their six years of operation
rendering him incapable of attending the venue
closure of ‘music cathedral’ Westgarth Social Club
Alt Cover because that’s something Variety does.

~869 words
~477 words
Again, references below.
I believe their preferred descriptor is elusive
closed its doors on April 1st of this year
Total word count 2165